Guidelines for World Domination from the Evil Overlord's Handbook:
I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
Blessed Internet, how I love your devious, twisted powers. I’m sure many folks have already seen the O’Rielly meltdown footage from his old days at Inside Edition (I had completely forgotten he worked that gig until I saw it!) Well thanks to the awesome distributive power of the Web and the hilarious creativity of some already anonymous and forgotten individual we now have a video that I probably shouldn’t laugh so much at – but I just couldn’t help myself. It got funnier each time I re-loaded it.
Please observe this, your official Content Warning. I for one am very glad I didn’t come across this link at work.
Seriously: every time I walk into that restaurant I have to roll a check against my Neutral-Evil alignment to keep from lighting it on fire. -2 days ago
The girls at our local Chick-Fil-A are intolerably friendly - that may be why they're packed every day. -2 days ago
Happy Birthday @wilw , one of our kind's cultural icons. Live long and prosper. -2 days ago